Food jokes
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Why don't heterosexual men want to suck bananas because they taste like octopus and squid?
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Memes
Yo hairline be looking like a chicken nugget, headass.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Why does Blake eat cake? Because Caleb can't.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.