Food jokes
How do you know if a comedian is high?
Comedian: Why did the wings cross the road? To get to chicken.
Why did the Indian cross the road?
To get to the curry shop.
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
Me and my mom order Chinese food.
My mom grabs the egg roll and starts licking it up and down and sucking on it in front of the Chinese delivery guy. I said, "Why are you doing that?" Then my mom says, "I love him a long time so we don't have to pay for the food."
What do dogs eat? Dog food.
How do you get a squirrel to like you? Act like a nut!
What do Asian people eat?
Rice.
A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese—how dairy!
Why did the chef flip a pancake? Because he was a tosser.
What do you say to toast with bad shoes?
"Butter those."
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
There was a dude. He had a mondo dong.
His wife was like, "Yo, where are your balls?"
The dude says he left them in the fridge. His wife replies, "I knew those meatballs tasted weird!"
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Hello, welcome to Joe’s Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I help you today?
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
So I was in the lunch room and was sitting by the peanut allergic kids' table. I stood up and I threw an opened bag of peanuts at them and yelled, "25 kill streak!" 🤣😂