Food jokes
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
What do you call a rapper's favorite place to eat?
The MIC Donald's drive-thru.
What's a prostitute's favorite snack?
Skittles. They love to taste the rainbow.
TPOT
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What's an orphan's favorite food? Nothing, they can't afford it.
What is a nut that says, "What is your favorite name?"
A magic nut.
I can't stop thinking about those beans.
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
I dreamed about drowning in an ocean made out of orange soda last night.
It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea.
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
What's the difference between a watermelon and an orphan?
One you cut into 2 with a knife.
And the watermelon you cut into pieces.
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
My brother likes his Vegemite so black, it stole our car.
Bestie Hannah heard that bestie Iz had a migraine! What did she do? She said, "My grains don’t hurt that much, at least not when the animals eat them!"
Kaas.