Food jokes
An orphan is at a barbecue and is getting food. A man asks him if he wants steak or phan I ment ham.
What is a part of a vegetable you can't eat?
The wheelchair.
A: Do you eat food?
B: Yes...
A: You can sit on deez nuts then!
B: Omg I have depression now.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking ever eat chicken wings? Because he didn't exist.
Memes
Yo mama so skinny, she choked on a SINGLE STRAND OF SPAGHETTI!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Q: What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? A: Apples get picked.
When a person went to a restaurant, they died once they were in. Three people were a suspect. Two were suspected because she served the food. Turns out, it was the food!
I'm a recovering cake addict.
My dad was on a hotdog with ketchup.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
What do you call butter without an expiration date?
A miracle butter, because wow!
What did the dumb kid call ratios?
A type of cereal.
What’s Steven Hawking's favorite crisps brand?
Walkers.
What did the fat girl say to the donut?
"I'm going to eat you tonight..."
Why don’t eagles 🦅 like fast food?
Because they can’t catch it!