Food jokes
What did the hot dog say to the condom? "Hot dog condom style."
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
One day, there were three people: a mom and two kids. One of the kids walks up and asks her mom why she was named Rose. Her mom told her that she ate a rose petal when she was born; that is why she was named Rose.
Then the second child walked up and yelled, "Ahhhhhh!" and the mom said, "Shut up, Billy Goat!"
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
How do emos like their meat cooked?
Medium rawr.
What egg do you buy an orphan?
Free range.
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
Want to save 50% on your Chinese?
Just ask before you pay.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
A boy asked his dad: "Why didn’t you make love with my mom, Daddy?"
Dad: "Because I’m gay."
*Son started making out with his daddy and sucking his daddy’s big peepee.*
Son: "W- Wait a minute. So how did I exist if you didn’t make love with my mom if you’re not straight?"
Dad: "Because you are not real, and I didn’t even have a wife."
The son woke up from his horrible nightmare, and he looked so scared. He did leave his bed to check out his dad, but he didn’t find his dad, until his dad entered the house, and he said to his son: "Why did you look so worried? I’m just bringing some food for breakfast."
Son: "Well, but why are your hands full of cum ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ?"
Dad: "Because I did it with you last night. Did you forget?"
Son: "But it was a nightmare..."
*Dad turns into a monster*
Dad: "I’m your nightmare!"
The son woke up, and he seemed too scared, and he found himself beside his dad torturing him after he discovered he’s gay.
The son with himself: "Wake up, b*tch, wake up, b*tch!!!!!!"
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Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
When I try to eat, but I hurt my feet. When I using a hoe, but I hurt my toe. When I going to a doctor, but then I get trolled. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I using a copper, but I enveloped by a hopper. When I trying to draw someone, but it ended up with a punishment. When I spit on a bunny, it jumps right on me. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
When I growing older, someone called me a slacker. When I was 33, I bumped into a tree. When I getting angry, people calls me crazy lady. Oh I just, want to say, what the flip?!!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
Ur mum so fat that when she walked into a bar, they said, "Sorry, we don't sell food here."
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Pineapple turnover.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!