Food jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
Memes
dinner time
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Cheese.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?