Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
Food Jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Where do depressed people go to eat?
Suicide Sonic.
Q: What do you call brown mixed with yellow?
A: Someone who just ate beans.
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
I saw a cat. It said, "Raisin" when he saw a nut. Hahaha, I am a crappy joker. Put me in the nerd club.
What do you call a fish with no tail? A one-eyed grape.
What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Apple
Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What do you call a taco in bed?
Es(tá co)stado.
What do you get if you add "ER" onto Hamburg?
Hamburg-ER.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
Getting a book on pasta?
Yes. Just imagine the pastabilities there are!
