Food jokes
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Din mor ligner en banan. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Why did the Oreo go to the dentist?
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What do you put on a cheeseburger? It's a wrap!
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
All the children ate at the Indian restaurant, except for Simon, because he was eaten by the restaurant owner.
What's the worst part about eating vegetables from the hospital?
The life support cord.
What is a gay person's favorite fast food place?
Jack(off) in the Box.
Who is the Hamburglar's perverted cousin?
The Turdburglar.
You really do not want to see the mess these two make of the washrooms in a fast food joint.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.
Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!
And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*
I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Down syndrome and brownies.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
What did the one-handed man have for breakfast this morning?
Finger food.