Food jokes
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
What is the richest nut ever? A cash-ooo!
No matter how much I love cake...
I would never dessert you.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is Bugs Bunny's favorite dessert?
Chocolate carrots balls.
What's wrong with airline food...! They're not black, and they're not people. hahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahXD!!!!!!!!! You're welcome?
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Haloomi."
I hope your cookie is too big to fit in your glass of milk.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
What did I eat for breakfast yesterday?
10 year olds.
I like chips.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
What's the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheelchair.
The witch doctor came in my mouth last week. First hot meal I’ve had in weeks.