Food jokes
What's the difference between hungry and horny? Where you stick the cucumber.
Why did the robot eat a lightbulb?
'Cause he was in need of a light snack!
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
Orange: Hey Apple, Apple, hey Apple.
Apple: What?
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say "Apple" again? Hahaha!
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender? An extraction.
A burrito walked off a building.
Why are female pornstars like Krispy Kreme donuts?
Because they get glazed on both sides.
What is the difference between me and food?
Food has a use.
What does Joker say when someone gets angry at him for not liking oats?
"Hey, why so cereal?"
I can’t stand jokes about Germans.
They’re the wurst.
Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
What is a dog's favorite snack?
RUFFles.
What do you call a cow that wasn't meant to be born? A mi-steak!
Q. What's a compulsive masturbator's favourite food?
A. Jackfruit
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.