Food jokes

Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

I watched a movie with a lot of ketchup on the ground.

I don't know why my friends look disgusted.

What is Mexican's favorite food? A taco.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

Why is there no medication in Africa?

Because doctors advised, "You don't take it on an empty stomach."

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

What is a dog's favorite snack?

RUFFles.

What is the autistic woman’s favorite Dorito flavor?

Neurospicy.

This joke is so corny I could eat it off the cob.

What do you call a fat, lazy person who smokes weed? A baked potato.

You know what they call pineapples in Paris?

I don't know, what?

Anus.

Did you know the food that was on the plane?

It was the bomb.

Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?

A: A tater tot.

Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

You're at a buffet, you think you're hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of yourself. You get stuck looking at sides in the buffet. A roly poly gal you see in the corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end. You go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slammed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she is tenderizing you for dinner.

Hey, do you like nuts? Try our new product, deez nuts! *slam dunk* It's a bag filled with all of your favorite nuts! We called it deez nuts! *slam dunk* We got cashues peanuts wallnuts!

And it's called deez nuts! *slam dunk* Try out deez nuts *slam dunk* now! It's a bag, filled with your favorite nuts! Deez nuts! *slam dunk*

I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!

One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.