Food jokes
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
Because he wanted to ROLL in the DOUGH!
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
Yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said, "Order, order," she said, "Pizza."
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why don't cows make good policemen?
Because they refuse to go on steak-outs!
I dipped my hand in red food dye, so I said, "Looks like I’ve been caught red-handed!"
What's the difference between a piano, a pot of glue, and a tuna fish?
You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
What about the glue?
I knew you'd get stuck there.
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
First bite: Oh my God!
Second bite: Oh my, God!
"Ketchup with me, you are too slow."
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
Yo mamma so poor that when we went on a date, she took off her shoe laces and said "spaghetti."
I just finished my fourth round of baby back ribs. For some reason, everyone else at the abortion center is staring at me.
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
What do mice eat for dinner?
Mac n Cheese.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.