Food jokes
What do you say to an upset German?
Quit being such a sauerkraut!
I just got my COVID vaccine, and this lady said, "You have no idea what you put in your body." I said, "Yet you are eating chorizo."
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Your mum is so fat that she took a spoon to the supercool.
Who betrayed Cheesus Christ?
Goudas.
What do you call a drivable Hamburger?
What?
A Hamborgini.
Did you hear the pickle joke?
It's actually a really big dill.
What's the most delicious city in the world? Hamburg.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
My Butterfingers slipped.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
Jason Kenney has never worried about putting food on the table for his kids.
"Knuckle babies" don't eat.
I yam a food lover. I also like sweet potatoes.
What's your favorite type of flour?
Don't know.
Mines self-raising.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why did you put your dirty ass feet in my grits without telling me all this?
Because I forgot to wash and dry them with a paper towel.
What do you get if you do not eat? Dry.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Ah, you wanna read a cheeseburger joke for your friends to hear.
Nah, bro, you're just going to get cheese on your burger.
How can you find out how old a cabbage is?
By looking at its cabbAGE.