What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
Food Jokes
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What does a polite mouse say?
"Cheese and thank you."
I ate Nemo.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.
This kinda reminds me of when my mum was feeding me. She always used to say, "Open wide for the delicious plane."
Why does the retard not like eating his vegetables? Because he knows not to be a cannibal, he knows somehow.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
What’s Elon Musk Jr.'s favorite food?
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Cheese.
Yo momma so fat, her ankle broke and gravy poured out.
What does having sex with a woman and cooking an egg in a skillet have in common?
Both end with a loud annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean the shit up.
What does Mars like to eat?
A Mars bar!
I liked the chocolate mousse cake joke.
