Food jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?
A milk dud!
You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs?
Lean meat.
Daikon legs.
What do you give a sick lemon?
Lemon-aid.
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
Why do kids like bananas?
'Cause they like doing the nana.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Dino nuggets are kinda hot. Also, I want to fuck the brown M&M.
What has to be broken before you can use it?
Answer: An egg.
What do you mean cook? We wait till summer.
"I know, you have a lot on your plate right now."
Q: What do you get from a two-legged cow? A: Lean beef.
I am like Cookie Monster on steroids when it comes to cookies.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Why doesn't bread like warm weather?
It gets toasty!
The lasagna I just cooked is for me, my friends, and family. You don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why? 'Cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
What do you get when you cross a turkey and a centipede?
Drumsticks for everyone!