Food jokes
Orphans are like vegans, no one ever remembers the nice ones.
What is Hitler's favorite food? A hindenburger.
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Bagel."
"Bagel who?"
"Toast, it's me, your arch-nemesis, Bagel, here to make up! Bye!"
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
"Mitchnite burger."
What can Michael Jackson eat in his coffin?
Nothing, only brown bread, what they call it! 😂😂😂
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
Someone said to me they like greasy food with gravy.
I said no wonder your forehead's so greasy.
What do cannibals call newborn babies?
Fresh fruit.
What is fraud supposed to taste like?
Bananas and Rice.
What do you call a malignant cell in Paris?
A Royale with cancer.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
What do you call a skeleton's omelet?
A bonelet.
Would you rather eat a girl out who has: herpes, COVID, and AIDS while she is on her period?
Or eat live worms, bats, and mice?
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?
Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.