Food jokes
Why did the farmer eat a fork?
'Cause he's a dumbass.
What is a lesbian's favorite potato chip flavor?
Porn Cocktail.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
Are you a Chipotle bowl? Because I wanna eat you out.
What does this mean? 👊🥩
There's nothing quite like being told I'm wrong by someone who depends on me for food, clothing, and shelter.
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
Do you know why in France there is a cheese named "fromage à râpe?"
Because the cheese got raped.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
There was a cannibal who had a wife and eight kids.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?