Food jokes
Pineapple goes on pizza.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Mayonnaise marry me?
My sister has cows, and after 4 months, she said there was a mis-steak.
What can you not ride with two wheelchairs? A burger 🍔 one wheelchair.
so true lol
What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?
They both have an expiry date.
When you say to your dad...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Dad be like...
Who wants my son?
Nan be like, "Me!"
Kid be like...
AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME #### ROUX!
What are roux, says nan?
Um, they're your life savings!
Nan be like, "Let's get some roux!"
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What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What do plus a nut and a pee make?
Pee-nuts.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Bread?
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Lettuce ketchup.
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.