Food jokes
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Memes
A meth and fetta meme!
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What did the squash say to the tomato?
Ketchup!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!
New Orleans cuisine has always been my favorite; however, I only eat gumbo on oc-cajun.
What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!
What did one nut say to the other nut? "Help!"
"Mitchnite burger."
Are you beef?
Because you're Carlos-Asada.
What kind of containers does the Pope keep his vegetables in?
Vat-I-cans!
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.