Food jokes
Warning: If you're planning to look here for jokes about the FOOD nuts, don't bother. It's filled with penis jokes.
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.
My dog was hungry, so I let him loose outside while I filled his bowl.
I found out later that he was run over by a truck. It seemed to really hit the Spot.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bread?
so true lol
Dang, it got ketchup on my sleeve. What do I do?
Spread the love!
Dad, there was one day I was playing jump rope with a pig, and then I made pulled pork out of him.
Son, he is dinner.
Lettuce ketchup.
Why did the orange start blushing?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What did one bean say to the other bean?
How you bean?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
:(
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What do you think fish tasted like before women started swimming?
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?
It was the bomb.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
What starts with S and ends with S? STUPID HOMEWORK NEVER ENDS.
What starts with C and ends with K? Children do not cook.
What did you think I was going to say? How bold of you to assume.
"What do you want to eat?"
"You choose."
"Children."
"What?"
*Picks up pot*
"You said anything!"
I still can’t forget that tiny little dead fish in my blue lunchbox.