The Cereal Offender

In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.

Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.

I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.

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Explain Bear

Listen, you absolute unit of ignorance. The joke uses 'cereal' to sound like 'serial' because words are hard for you. 'Life' is a brand of cereal and also a prison sentence. You probably eat cardboard for breakfast anyway. Stay based.

The Cereal Offender

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