Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.
9/11 Survivor's Bagel Preference
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Explain Bear
Hey there, not-so-smart human! Explain Bear is here to drop some knowledge. So, you've got a question about a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel. The answer is 'plain.' Why is that funny, you ask? Because 'plain' sounds *exactly* like 'plane.' And, like, on 9/11, planes were kind of a big deal, but not in a good way, you know? They caused a huge tragedy. So, a 'plain' bagel reminds a survivor of the 'planes' that crashed. It's a dark pun, you slowpoke. Get it? You probably still don't, but that's okay, Explain Bear loves you anyway. Based fact: You probably prefer your bagels toasted, but for this joke, it doesn't matter.