Banana joke?
Food Jokes
What did the tomato say to the sad pickle?
"What's the big dill?"
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Friend: What are you doing?
Me: Putting peanut butter on my balls.
Friend hears in the distance, "Orphans, I have food for you!"
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
What is the definition of polish sausage?
🐴🍖 Horse meat.
What do you feed a group of octopuses for dessert?
Octopie!
What is one thing humans do before they eat?
They beat their meat to make nuggets.
Why can an orphan relate to a pack of bananas?
Because they both split away from their family.
What did the steak say to the other steak?
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
What is the difference between an orange and an orphan?
The orphan always gets picked... Oh wait, I meant an orange always gets picked.
What is the cheapest meat?
"Deer balls," they're under a buck!
Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a can of Spam?
After 6 months in the woods, you'll still eat the can of Spam.
Why does an orphan hate apples? Because they get picked on more.
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
