Food jokes
Why did the teddy bear decide not to eat the turkey?
Because he was too stuffed.
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow?
A: A wheelchair.
Why did the camel cross the road?
Because it wanted to get to the bright green grass.
What do you call a pig with two legs? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhahahaa
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What did the blender say to the orange juice?
"What the fuck are you, you are so fucking stupid, shut the fuck up."
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.
Where do cows eat lunch?
In the calfeteria, dumb butt!
Dick cheese, booty hole, yellow cum shot, anal shit, dick hole, ass brownies.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a donut?
People want donuts.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
What is wrong with having chocolate for dessert? It tastes like shit, and I hate it.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
Are you having rabbit and duck for dinner?
Yeah.
Why?
Because I got too obsessed with hares.
If you have 20 apples and you ate 2, how many do you have left?
0 because you have 20 and take away 2, you have 0 left.