Food jokes
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?
By squeezing his way in.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving Five Guys before it became a restaurant!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.