Food jokes
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Memes
Toaster Strudel
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!