Food jokes
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.