Food jokes
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Memes
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.