Food jokes
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a cowboy with Down syndrome? A whipped potato.
Why do orphans hate apples?
Because they get picked over.
Memes
me eating with my famliy
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.
I fucking love rhubarbs.
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was assaulted.
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.