Food jokes
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
Why does the paper follow up with wine because it was junk? Do wrong, so wrong that you don’t even exist because nobody even eats it. Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Ha ha! Haha ha ha! Haha ha haha ha ha! Ha hah hah hah ha!
What do you call a fat man that has a stomach shaped like an egg?
Humpty Dumpty!
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
What body part do pigs have that humans don’t have?
A hambone.
What do angels serve at birthday parties in Heaven?
Angel food cake! 🎂🥳
What do you call a cow without legs?
Ground beef!
Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist.
What's an emo's favorite way of growing food?
The slash and burn tactic.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Why don’t orphans and Chinese kids play baseball. The orphans can’t find home and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
I went to McDonald's and I saw a line of fat people because they were selling free hamburgers.
I find bananas very appeeling.
What do you call a hamburger that can talk and walk?
Funny weird walkie hamburger and talkie cute hamburger. Lol.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"