What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Food Jokes
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
