Food jokes
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Memes
dino nuggie cult
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
What's fun to search for in investigation?
The Milky Way!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop onions.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?
Orbiter: "Or bitter?"
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
"What did the mama tomato say to the baby tomato? Catch up!"
What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
If you scanned my thigh, it would show up as a package of Oreos on the screen.
"Lettuce" stop making vegetable puns. We don't carrot all about them and they're not a-peas-ing.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.