How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
Food Jokes
Why did John throw the butter out? Because John wanted to see the butterfly.
When I'm sad, I cut myself...A PIECE OF CAKE!
What's an edible part of a wheelchair?
A vegetable!
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
Q: Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake.
Why do orphans like milk so much?
Because they got no milk as a baby.
What’s the difference between Apple and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
Why do orphans have dry cereal?
Because they're still waiting on the milk.
A man walked into the kitchen and asked his blonde wife what she was doing. She said, "I'm trying to do this jigsaw puzzle. It's supposed to be a tiger, but all of the pieces are brown." Her husband then said, "Honey, those are frosted flakes."
Why did the monster 🧟♀️ put the cook in a bowl?
He wanted a chef salad. 🥗😂
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
Hey, fatboy, why are you so damn fat?
Because every time I f*** your mom, she gives me a cookie.
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Is it okay to say "nice to meat you" to a vegan?
Why is there air conditioning at a hospital?
To keep the vegetables cool and fresh.
Yum!
McDonald's :)
Eggs
You crack me up!
