Food jokes
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
I ate a baby, it tasted like baby.
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Memes
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.