Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
Food Jokes
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Iceberg lettuce. Iceberg lettuce who? Iceberg! Let us in!
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
