Food jokes
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
In the cute fantasies: "Est-ce que tu manges du poulet? Attendez une seconde, VOTRE PROFESSEUR VEGAN!!!!!"
In reality: "Are you eating chicken? Wait a second, YOUR THE VEGAN TEACHER!!!"
Spell "Ihop," and then say, "'Ness, I ate your peanuts!"