Food jokes
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Memes
Meme:
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!