Food jokes
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.
Feed the hungry with the hungry. It solves world hunger and overpopulation at once!
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Memes
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why was the orphan eating cereal with water? Because he has no dad to bring him milk.
What did the evil chicken lay? Deviled eggs! Get it guys? "Devil-ed" eggs! 😆