Food jokes
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why is this true?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.