Food jokes
What's the difference between humans and mushrooms? I don't like eating mushrooms.
What is a milk?
Milk!!!!
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
What's the difference between a human and a potato? There is none, you can eat both.
What do you call someone who’s afraid of breaststroke? Chicken breast.
What do McDonald's and a priest have in common? They both put their meat in 10 year old buns.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Have you heard my cherry joke? It's pitiful.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why did the egg cross the road?
'Cause he wanted to be scrambled!
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Went to my local Indian restaurant and asked the waiter for a chicken tarka Masala.
The waiter said, "What's that?"
I said, "It's the same as a tikka, just a little otter."
What do you call a peanut on the allergy table?
A kill streak.
Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.
What restaurant does Africa own? M.T. Bellies.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Why does Little Johnny hate hot dogs?
It reminds him of last night.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
When I see James Charles, my popcorn goes pop pop.