Food jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Me: Do you like smash?
Friend: Smash Rolls?
Me: No, Smash DEEZ NUTS!
Friend: AHHHHH (*moans)
Memes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
Why can't orphans have cereal? Because their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I made a joke about putting babies in the microwave and got told I was a disgusting person.
So from now on I’ll only make baby in the deep fryer jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!