Want to know how you make any salad into a Caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Caesar Salad Recipe
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. See, a "Caesar" was a real guy. He got stabbed twenty-three times by a bunch of backstabbers. Now you get it? Still don't get it? Figures.
GG Miller
DAMNNNN BECAUSE JULIOUS CEASER GOT STABBED 23 TIMES
Wade
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Wade
Bro got jumped