Food jokes
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
I made a bet with my friend that I couldn’t create a working car with spaghetti.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta! 😂
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the cow have for breakfast?
Answer: Muesli.
How did your dad come back with the milk? The Milky Way.
Beans and toast.
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Do you wanna hear a joke about vegetables? Never mind, it's too corny.
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What's red and white and lives in a blender?
A baby.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
What do you call a bruised banana?
A school bus full of his kids.
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.