Food jokes
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in the grocery store and starved to death.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Memes
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂