Food jokes

Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.

Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because it was family size.

I bought a horse and named him Mayo.

Sometimes Mayo neighs.

What's a ghost's favorite food?

I like some boo-ritos!

Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.

What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?

A Peking duck.

Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.

What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.

What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.

Waiter: Can I have your order?

Me: No, it’s mine!

Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

One gets picked.

Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?

Because it's family size! 😂

What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"

Get it?

What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?

"That's nacho cheese!"

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

I fucking love rhubarbs.

Why do orphans hate apples?

Because they get picked over.

What did the blond say about the new iPhone?

Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.

What's an emo's favorite food?

Shot gun ammo.