Food jokes
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
There is a twist with being an orphan: every bag of chips is family sized.
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Why did the strawberry cry?
Her mom was in a jam.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."
Did you hear about that cheese factory that exploded in France?
There was nothing left but de Brie!
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
Corn and corn, where is popcorn?
Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.
Three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate because it's lunchtime. The guys ask the man to do a favor, and he says, "Sorry guys, I have a lot on my plate!"
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
I'm hungry.