Food jokes
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Why are the Twin Towers mad?
They are like pepperoni and cheese as a plane.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why was the apple 🍎 sad?
Because he got his peelings hurt.
What do you call a cow that skydives without a parachute?
Ground beef.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
What’s the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple gets picked.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What's green, red, and spins at 4000rpm?
A frog in a blender.