Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Food Jokes
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Why can't orphans have chips? Because it's family size.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
Why should old women never eat seafood?
'Cause then she'll start acting crabby.
