Food jokes
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.
Memes
You look like a sandwich Bigfoot didn't even like.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of crisps?
Because it's family size! 😂
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
What do you call a waterfowl looking at you from around a corner?
A Peking duck.
If you wanna get fat, what's the quickest way to do it?
Eat two jars of mayo each day, and in about a month, your scale will have your phone number!
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.