Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Food Jokes
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
I'm gonna eat a hell of a lot of popcorn kernels before I die just to make the cremation a little more interesting.
What kind of book does cheese read at a church?
The Hole-y Bible.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Only the apple got picked up.
Someone went to fly and thought of pizza.
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan’s favorite snake, self raising flour?
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
What pizza 🍕 do you order for Christmas?
Cheeses Crust!
You know why morning food digests so quickly.
Because it breaks fast.
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
