Food jokes
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered three pepperoni pizzas and one came plain, the other came late, and the other one went to the wrong address.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a sugar donut?
People want donuts.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
Suck all the bread!
What's the difference between a baby and a cooked chicken?
Several hundred calories.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
"Dinner's on me."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
I bet you go grocery shopping at the Twinkie Factory.
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
What do cannibals think when they see a pregnant woman?
"Kinder Egg surprise."