Food jokes
What do you call a nut in jail?
A busted nut.
My dads just like my eggs... runny. 🤣😭🥺
What do oranges 🍊 sweat?
Juice!
Suck all the bread!
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and I'll tell ya.
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
What’s the difference between me and a bakery shop? The bakery shop has cake! 😞🎂
What do you call a cow that doesn't stop shaking?
A milkshake.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
What's the difference between an orphan and an orange?
One gets picked.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
My dad told me Santa was black, so instead of cookies and milk waiting for him when he came down the chimney, he got cornbread and purple Kool-Aid.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it?
The salad could be dressing!
I wrote a song about tortillas...
Actually, it's more of a wrap.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
I would like to thank my favorite President Barack Obama. Sorry, Barack Obama and my uncle Obama bin Laden. I mean Osama bin Laden. Sorry, hummus in my throat.
What do you call a special ed class that’s flooded?
Vegetable soup.