Food jokes
What are the best kind of fruit for twins? Pears 🍐
What's a rapper's favorite DESSERT?
Rhyme-berry pie.
What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?
A 50-year-old piece of meat.
A 12-year-old bun.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
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You are a fat pig.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Your mum is so fat, she eats every meal from KFC, Maccas, Hungry Jacks all at once!
What's an emo's favorite food?
Shot gun ammo.
What is red, green, lies in a ditch, and is covered in cookie crumbs?
...A girl scout that got hit by a car.
You're a gray sprinkle on a rainbow cupcake.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple has a family tree.
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
Q: What do you call a baby in a vegetative state?
A: A tater tot.
There are two muffins baking in the oven. One muffin says to the other, “Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?”
The other muffin says, “AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!”
Why do orphans eat cereal without milk?
Because their dad never came home from the store.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
I started crying when dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.