I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
Soft Drink
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke works 'cause "soft drink" is a way to call soda, but also implies the hit wasn't hard. Get it? No? Figures. You probably think a balanced diet is a cupcake in each hand.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
funny!