Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Orphan: I dip my Oreos in water.
Me: Why?
Orphan: Because my dad did not come back with the milk.
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is dark. The orphan dips his Oreos in water instead of milk because his dad went out for milk and never came back. Because he is dead. And probably abandoned him.