Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid,
she thought DUNKIN' DONUTS was a basketball team.
Yo mama so fat, Bill Gates went broke trying to buy her dinner.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
We must start a propaganda for baked beans.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Memes
My mom told me that Africans don't have food, so I shipped my fat-ass brother.
A panda walks into a restaurant, orders some food, and eats it. Once he was done, he shoots the waiter, then leaves.
Police and detectives arrive at the scene. They ask the waiter, "Who did this to you? What happened?"
The waiter replies, "A panda, eats, shoots, and leaves."
Why did the orphan have an empty bowl?
Because they already ate their supper.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
What do you call a living Panera Bread?
Panera Breath.
I believe everything in the Bible until I read about the Jew giving out the free fish.
Why I can’t be skinny? I hurt myself for fatting. - Jenny
Hello please I want gain wait. - Jenny year later.
What do you call a rapper who becomes a chef?
A LYRICAL COOK!
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
What do you call Indian dhal that is delicious?
Well, that is DHALicious!
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a bottle of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Mom: Please eat, baby!
Baby: No!
Mom: Here comes the airplane!
Son: What's for dinner tonight?
Mom: Steak!
Son: Mom, you know I only eat veggies, so what's for me?
Mom: HUNGER!
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.