Food jokes
What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain’t a chef!
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
what do you call a cow that fell?
Ground beef.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What did the toaster say to the toast?
"I want you inside me."
Why do orphan kids never eat homemade food? Because they don’t even have one!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
A gingerbread man walks into the doctor’s office with a broken arm. He asks the doctor, “Doc, what should I do? My arm is broken!”
The doctor then looks at him and says, “Have you tried icing?”
A: It’s very delicious! Great! Fantastic!
B: Thank you.
A: People don’t speak when they eat delicious foods!
I have breakfast with my boys.
Why is Mrs. Grapes 🍇 a good mother?
Because she loves raisin' kids.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
Q: How are Asians like a box of chocolates?
A: Either way they'll kill your dog.
Today, I saw my friend go crazy eating her ham sandwich. When she went to the bathroom, I checked inside her ham sandwich, and there were fresh drugs.
Why is it always cold in the hospital?
To keep the vegetables fresh.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call chill legumes?
Hippeas.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.