What do you call a dancing cow that dies while dancing?
Dead mooves.
None of your business.
What do you get when a dog that is actually a Weeto is caught in an earthquake?
Just like a chocolate milkshake, only crunchy!
Yo mama so stupid!
She bought a spoon... TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.