Food jokes

What's the difference between a baby and putty?

You can only eat one.

Do you think Mars prefers Sour Orbiters sweet?

Orbiter: "Or bitter?"

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop onions.

The bakery I worked at got robbed. They demanded the dough; apparently, it couldn't be baked first.

Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.

Yo' mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Corn and corn, where is popcorn?

What do you call a guy with a sandwich?

A guy with a sandwich.

What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.

A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.

I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.

"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?

Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!

That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.

My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

Wanna hear something twisted?

A pretzel.

Did you hear about the old Italian chef?? Yeah he pasta away.

Then a man walked comprehending to be him. Everyone knew he was an impasta.

What does a Tusken Raider eat after his meal?

Some desert!