Food jokes
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A pork chop.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To run from poachers.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
I'm hungry.
Why do crabs never give to charity?
Because they're all shellfish.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon?
One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
What did the vegetable say to the other before the fight?
Time to beet your maker.
I once went to the bank with some raisins because I wanted to set up a current account.
My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!
There is an upside to being an orphan.
Every bag of chips is family size.
Why did the tangerine copy off other people's work?
Because the tangerine was unORANGEinal!
Why does Mario eat mushrooms?
Because he's a very fungi!
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
If I were to not eat the last biscuit, I would feel "crumby."