Food jokes
What do you call a rapper who LOVES to cook?
Lil' Spice
Why can't fat kids change a tire?
They would eat the donut.
Are people too thick to realize the difference between a fruit, a vegetable, and a person?
Why do vegans use blowjobs?
Because they can’t take real meat.
Lily, Amy, Natalie, and Gabriella, it's my birthday tomorrow. Please come if you want to come. If you come to the party, there will be snacks and cake. Ty.
Memes
Nugget does not like the cold nuggets
How do you know you had a gay cookout?
All the hotdogs taste like ass.
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
I'm so jealous of babies with anencephaly.
They can eat all the ice cream they want and never get brain freezes.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.