Food jokes
What is shark's favorite day?
Chewsday.
Bread is like an orphan: plain and stale and no fam.
What do you call a guy with a sandwich?
A guy with a sandwich.
What's the sun's favorite chocolate? Mars bar.
A kid just becomes an orphan, well, I guess it's better than being a hobo.
I heard there is a zozo hobo who eats all your Pringles.
What's the difference between a baby and putty?
You can only eat one.
"I can't wait for Thanksgiving!" said the turkey.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Ah, never mind, it's too cheesy.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app, and it just sent an ambulance to my house.
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
Why can't orphans buy chips?
Because they're family sized!
Little boy: Momma?
Mom: Yes, my dear.
Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's.
Mom: Why!?
Little boy: Just to see if their ice cream machine is actually broken.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food 🍱 and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon 🐉 and five jungle eggs.
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.