Food jokes
What do you call a Black man having a seizure?
Chocolate shake.
What do you call an environmentally conscious Mexican?
A green bean.
Stephen Hawking prefers rolls to slices of bread.
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
My joke: You have to guess, answers come at 3:00. Why did the cow jump into space?
Hint... it smelled its favorite food š± and saw its future!
That hint was technically the whole answer. Can you guess in 3 hours? Lol, I will be posting every time, and my giveaway starts at 5:00: my mega fly ride bat dragon š and five jungle eggs.
Memes
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
They struggled to lift the weights, but I got watermelon to keep me in shape.
What was the chip doing at the hairdressers?
It was getting a crinkle cut.
Wanna hear something twisted?
A pretzel.
My Italian chef friend died last week. He pasta away.
How do you know if you're making a Caesar salad? Stabbing it 23 times.
I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.
He thought it was eggcellent.
What happens when you put a baby in a blender?
The baby is a cherry smoothie.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If you are what you eat, then Iām black.
What did the spaghetti say to the sauce? Pasta la vista!
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
I cried when my dad cut onions.
Onions was a good dog.
What do suicidal people and apples have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Two hotdogs are walking across the street. One is walking slow. What does the 2nd one say?
"Ketchup!"