Food jokes
What goes oOoOo on your breath that scared away the animals from the farm?
What kind of cake can an orphan not have?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Q: What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
A: One of them gets picked.
Man, I miss Savor, savor these balls in ya mouth!
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
Why can’t an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because it was family size.
I bought a horse and named him Mayo.
Sometimes Mayo neighs.
Why did the baker's hands smell of shit?
He kneaded a turd.
My mom holds up a hot dog and shouts, "WHO WANTS A WIENIE!?"
Isn't it sad that orphans are only allowed self raising flour? Orphan-👁👄👁
Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
What did the tiger say to the bunny?
Nice to meat you!
What did the purple grape say to the green grape? "Breathe, you idiot, breathe!"
Get it?
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because she was crummy.
What did the toilet say to the other toilet? You look flushed.
What has 1 head, 1 foot, and 4 legs? A bed.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"What are you shaking for? She’s going to eat me!"
What did one mouse say to the other mouse when it tried to steal the cheese?
"That's nacho cheese!"
Why did the gum cross the road?
It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.