Food jokes
Two cannibals were eating a clown when one looked at the other and asked, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
What is long, hard, and has cum in it?
A cucumber.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Noob butter eater.
The lettuce and tomato were in a race. The lettuce was a head and the tomato was trying to ketchup.
What is orange and sounds like a parrot?
A: A carrot!
A hamburgur walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve food here."
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
What is the difference between babies and dogs?
I don't eat dog parts.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What cheese do monsters eat? Monsterella.