Food jokes
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What did one bee say to the other bee?
"I love you, honey!"
A chicken is delicious.
Why do you let your dads sleep so they don't get grumpy and eat your dinner?
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
Pineapple turnover.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.