Food jokes
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
What is an emoticon's favorite dessert?
An emochi. (search up mochi)
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
Pickled carrots.
What did the pig say when he was in the sun?
I'm bacon.
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
A dog talks to another dog and says,
"Wow, you're a hot dog!"
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
I just encountered a father and son moment over some milk.
The dad finally came back with the milk!
What's a rapper's favorite type of food?
Wrap sandwiches.
What do you call a gender neutral person who is lactose intolerant non-bi dairy?