Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them...
But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
Titanic: "And I'm nominating everyone on board for the Ice Bucket challenge!"
Me: spreading positivity Everyone else at the HIV testing center
if you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. but donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. geez!
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it
“I know that everyone is allowed to act stupid once in awhile, but you’re really abusing that privilege.”
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
it's not that i dont get the laugh but most of you need to read thru what's already been posted cause everybody's saying the same shit.
A bomb is like a baby when you drop it everyone screams
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself. Everyone else in the minefield...
"the floor is lava!"
- everyone, pompeii 79 A.D
What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.
Everyone has cracks in them, mines just in my heart and not my ass.
What did everyone say about the crazy unemployed homeless man? He made no cents
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled "dose anyone know CPR" i said "i know the whole alphabet"everyone laughed and laughed well everyone except one.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss
