Food jokes
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
What is the same thing between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Why do people eat food?
Coz it tastes good lol.
What do noodles and women have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them.
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.
What do you get when you gobble down sweets?
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.
Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
One day my dog died because we couldn't find him. Then we got a cat on the same day. Then my cat went missing, and when I was crying, we heard our Asian neighbor was having a party. Then we went over and I saw my dog and cat on the grill, and they ate them in front of me, saying "yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well."
Fat people: Do I look beautiful when I eat a pack of chicken?
Me: Yes, you look like a bunch of boulders crashing into each other.
Fat: Dang...
Me: Shut up, Jon Brower Minnoch.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."
What do ghosts put on their bagels 🥯?
Scream cheese.