Boogers vs. Broccoli

What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

Kids won't eat the broccoli.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because kids usually eat boogers instead of broccoli. Kids are so dumb. Broccoli is way better than boogers. Based.

Comments (0)

Related jokes

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls? I don’t like the taste of broccoli.
Broccoli is like anal sex. If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.
What is the difference between a small child and a watermelon? One I eat on the daily and the other is a watermelon.
Why don’t cannibal kids eat people with Down Syndrome? Because kids don’t like vegetables.