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Boogers vs. Broccoli

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5 years ago ·
  • What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?

    Kids won't eat the broccoli.

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    Listen up, buttercup! This joke is funny because kids usually eat boogers instead of broccoli. Kids are so dumb. Broccoli is way better than boogers. Based.

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