Food jokes
Why did the rapper get kicked out of the grocery store?
He kept dropping the BEETS!
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Friend A: Do you like Wendy's?
Friend B: Yes, why?
Friend A: Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
What site does a vegetable go to when he/she is stressed?
cornhub.com
Yo mama so poor she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.
How did the cookie 🍪 feel when he was dunked in milk?
Batter.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
Keep calm and curry on!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.