Food jokes
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
I have some jokes about popcorn.
Nah, they're too corny.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile. "May I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man, "are you the one who gives the handjobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
The man replies, "Well, wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger."
Did you hear about the delivery boy that worked for that Italian Restaurant down the street?
Yeah, he Pasta-Way.
Keep calm and curry on!
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plain!
What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?
Strong to the finish.