Food jokes
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
What's the difference between a baby and a Dorito?
One is a tasty snack, the other is a Dorito.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
Memes
Why is this true?
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
Fruit is like life. You slowly eat it away as it slowly also begins to rot like everyone I’ve known.
What's the difference between an onion and a dead baby?
The baby doesn't cry when you chop it.
What do royals and hot dogs have in common?
They're usually in bread.
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes?
Because they were too cheesy!
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
Why aren't dogs known as carrots? Because they aren't.
He: I'm Nike, and you're McDonalds.
She: Why?
He: 'Cause I'm doing it, and you're loving it. :)
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
Why did the egg hide?
Because it was a little chicken!
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
I went to a restaurant and a waiter took my order. She had two black eyes, so I ordered real slow.
Because obviously she doesn’t listen.
Yo mama so fat, the only letters that she knows are KFC.
I’m always the first person in line at school for lunch.
I just cut everyone.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.