Food jokes
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
My pregnant wife said we were gonna name the kid Digiorno. She wouldn't tell me why until she got an abortion and told me, "It's not delivery, it's Digiorno."
Yo mama so dumb, she thought "The Squid Game" was an all-you-can-eat buffet.
I went to the grocery and they said I did something wrong, but I thought they were talking about a food, so I said, "Wrong yummy!"
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
Who would you choose?
Why is it wrong to put a beef or turkey patty in a burger?
'Cause it's a ham-burger, isn't it?
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did the chocolate dentist say to the other chocolate dentist? Did you "chip" a tooth?
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
My 19-year-old girl killed a butterfly. I said no butter for you.
She then she killed a cockroach. I told her nice try.
Why did the Mexican take the tamale to the hospital?
Tamlito.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.