Food jokes
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Jokes are like food, not everyone has it.
Memes
My chocolate babe is calling my name, and now I'm about to get my chocolate freak on.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?
You cook spaghetti with his blood!
Eat frozen orphans, it's ğøöđ.
Husband: Hey, my dear, this lunch is great. Where did you find the recipe?
Wife: In a detective novel.
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.