Food jokes
Dad goat: Son, do you know what I like to eat?
Son goat: No, what?
Dad goat: Goat meat.
Son goat: *Gasps*
Dad goat: Nah, I'm just KIDing.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
What's small, brown and crispy?
A baby in an oven.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
Why did KFC take orphan?
Because kids fattening center.
When you cream pie a tardy hottie, it’s called a loaded potato. 🥴🦴💨🥔
What did the grape say when he got squished? Nothing, he just let out a little wine.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
A man asked his girlfriend what she wanted to eat one night, and she said "Chinese food," so he took her to China. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Indian," so he took her to India. The next night, he asked her again. She said, "Nothin'," so he took her to Africa.
What do you get when you stuff some cows into a food container?
A can o' bull.
Why did Shawn suddenly fly to Mount Everest, leaving behind friends, family, and food?
Someone told him that "Shelby"'s coming 'round the mountain.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they would be expect bagels.
A chicken is delicious.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One cries when you peel its skin off, the other makes you cry when you peel its skin off.
What does a tuna, piano, and a tub of glue have in common?
You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna.
But what about the glue? said Bob I. I knew you would get stuck on that!
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP