Food jokes
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets JALAPEÑO BUSINESS!
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
Yo mama so stupid, she starved in a grocery store!
We ain’t got no new memes so here
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.
He called them: “ASPERGER’S”
Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What snack do aliens like?
Mars Bars.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Pickled carrots.