Food jokes
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop.
I like ramen. If you do, like!
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
Why couldn't the carrot go to his friend's house?
Because he was grounded.
What cereal do I eat?
Captain Bolts.
What do you call an Italian dog?
A labra-noodle.
Ice cream is just like I scream.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the chili blush?
Because it was so hot!
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
How do you call on a mail man who is carrying rotten fruit?
Come post!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.