Food jokes
What is big and long and hard?
A cucumber!
When life gives you lemons... call them yellow oranges and sell 'em for double the price!
How did the Chinese chicken cross the road?
He wok-ed.
Jeffrey Dahmer was craving 5 Guys before it was a restaurant.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
Memes
What I do on most afternoons.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Whatâs cheese thatâs not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isnât hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
What age is served for breakfast?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.