Food jokes
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do you call a toothless bear?
A gummy bear.
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Hello Miss Chandia, here. I want to tell you guys a joke.
What do jokes serve for dessert?
Yo mama so old that her breastmilk was powdered. You breastfeed like this 🌬💨.
I would tell you a joke about pizza,
but it's too cheesy.
Why did Frozone have a headache? He had brain freeze.
What do squats eat? Numbers.
Guy: Are you a vending machine? Because you're a snack.
Girl: Your card got declined.
Guy: That's ok, you got to bang them a few times to get you money's worth.
You're so ugly, you make onions cry.
What’s an orphan's favorite food?
: Not home food.
How come Mr. Squirrel watches porn sometimes?
Sometimes he feels like a nut, sometimes he don't.
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Q. What's the difference between Donald Trump and orange Jello?
A. The Jello has a higher IQ.
I started crying when Dad began to cut onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
What's a ghost's favorite food?
I like some boo-ritos!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂