Food jokes
Did you hear about the fish and chips? The fish got battered, the chips got salted.
Pickled carrots.
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
Why can’t orphans eat a big bag of chips?
They are family sized.
Memes
What's the difference between boogers and broccoli?
Kids won't eat the broccoli.
What's the difference between a pizza and a guy you really hate?
One won't scream when you remove their meat.
Did you hear about the nasty tuna fish?
He was rotten to the albacore.
Orphans would be upset if they went to FamilyMart.
'Cause they sell oden, not a family.
What do you call a stabbed pig?
Porkchopped.
What is a pig's favorite Food Network channel?
Pork Chopped!
Hah, got 'em (I guess)!
What is the biggest candy in the world?
Candy Borobudur.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
The Milky Way!
What do you get if you cross hot wheels, hot legs? Hehe.
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
A gummy bear.
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms: It was her imaginenation.
Your mom: Your plate is full, that's enough food on your plate.
Me: My plate is not full, I still see the white of the plate.
To teach kids about democracy, I let them vote on dinner. They picked tacos. Then I made pizza because they do not live in a swing state.
Life is like a bag of jellybeans.
Nobody likes the black ones.
Why did the rapper go to the seafood restaurant?
Because he heard they had PHAT BASS.
Why did the rapper open a bakery?
To drop some SWEET BEATS!