Food jokes
What's great about an emo pizza?
It cuts itself. Yay!
Life is like a raisin cookie you expected to be chocolate.
Disappointing.
Q: What do you call a cow with only two legs?
A: Lean meat.
What is the postman's favorite fruit?
Water-mail-on.
What's a skeleton's favorite food? Spare ribs.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
What is the difference between lettuce and a hamburger?
When the lettuce runs, the hamburger cries.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Hey Gwen! What is a bean's specialty? Being a jerk!
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What is an orphan's least liked meal? Family dinner.
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
Sandwiches are yummy! 😋
Why can't a Chinese kid play baseball?
They ate the bat!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
I don't even like ketchup, so it stays stinky.
What food does a cheetah eat?
Fast food.
How do you put a baby in the blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get it out? Tortilla chip.
Why can't Asians play Baseball?
Because they ate the bat.