Food jokes
Dude,
if you stab a cereal box, will that make you a cereal killer?
OK, OK, eat your shirt.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
We ain’t got no new memes so here
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
What you breathe in is called oxygen, otherwise known as, "African food".
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
What is the best way to make a leaf?
Go down, back around, and stir up a tree. Make it spin, watch again. Oven baking, ding, we're done!
Charlie likes big, black chocolate.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
Why did the hobo cross the road?
To get the rotten donut on the other side.
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
What do you call it when Panera Bread commits genocide?
Panera bloodshed.
What does an autistic kid and a loaf of bread have in common?
They both have special needs.
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂