Food jokes
Why did little Billy drop his ice cream cone?
Cuz he got hit by a bus while crossing the street.
I eat ass.
Does anyone else here eat pretzels with Nutella? It tastes AMAZINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Welcome to Antonio’s pizza and abortion, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce!
What’s the difference between a baby and a beet?
Beets stain your teeth.
You can tune a guitar, but you can’t tuna fish.
Why did the strawberry 🍓 go out with a banana? Because it could not find a date.
The early bird might get the worm...
But the second mouse gets the cheese.
In a proud, boastful voice, Gemma told the old Chinese woman who was babysitting her that onions were the only food that could make you cry. The woman nodded and said that was true enough.
They continued eating for a while. "This is really good!" the little girl exclaimed. "What's this meat?"
The old lady replied with: "Well, there was a brown dog in your yard that wouldn't stop yapping."
What do you call a masturbating cow?
Beef stroganoff.
Bean.
What is China's favorite restaurant?
The Pet Store.
Why did the rape victim stop eating pears?
Because she was told that if you rearrange the letters "PEAR," it spells "rape."
Where does a Muslim like to go and eat?
Allah's snackbar!
What did the salad dressing say to the tomato?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Why will we never get hungry in the desert?
We have lots of sand-which's.
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"