Big, Long, and Hard

What is big and long and hard?

A cucumber!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about dat innuendo. You thinkin' one thing (probs somethin' nasty, you perv), but BAM! It's just a cucumber. Bet you feel dumb now, don't ya, smart guy?

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