What an upside to being an orphan!
There's things called family-size bags.
Orphan's Perks
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Explain Bear
Listen up, genius. Being an orphan means no family, right? And what do families do? They eat out of the same bags of chips and stuff. But if you're an orphan, you don't gotta share! You can have the whole "family size" bag to yourself! Bet you didn't think about that, did ya?