Food jokes

Would you like some wine with those French cries?

Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?

Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.

They are delicious.

I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.

Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.

What do an M&M and juice have in common?

Window.

Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.

What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?

"They forgot the stuffing!"

What did the fat guy say to the tree?

"Get me some coconuts!"

"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

"He died."

"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.

What do you call Autistic kids baking?

"Downies" with brownies.

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To go to Chick-fil-A.

What do frogs eat?

French fries!

Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."