Food jokes
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
Chef: “How did you enjoy your steak, sir?”
Customer: “I asked for it medium rare, but it’s well done!”
Chef: “Why thank you.”
Customer: “You don’t understand, the steak is well done!”
Chef: “Of course it is, I made it.”
Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?
Because he didn't want plane.
(Phone call) This is Frank's funeral home and grill, where yesterday's grief is today's beef. How may we help you?
Memes
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.