Food jokes
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
What do you do when your man doesn't like fruit jokes?
Let the mango.
Do emos eat...
Happy meals?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked!
What age is served for breakfast?
What did a tree say to the tomato?
Nothing! Trees don't talk, silly.
Why are tomatoes red? Because they contain the carotenoid lycopene!
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What do you call a Panera Bread doctor?
A Panera med.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.