What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
Food Jokes
Why was the emo jealous of the orange?
It came precut.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
Get shanked with a lamb shank with a stinky pampa in the tolpan.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet.
But that’s just nuts.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
What did the frog order?
A diet Croak!
My doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week. But now I've eaten half of my kitchen.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
