Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
Memes
When you reverse the roles be like:
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.