Food jokes
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll-up.
The secrets of life.
Mac & Cheese.
It puts a whole new spin on meals on wheels. No pun intended.
Oh, ate the cheese? Urmom.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Chicken.
Chicken who?
Are you chicken me????!!!!
A guy walks into a restaurant and orders turtle soup. The waiter hollers, "One turtle soup!"
A moment later, the guy calls the waiter over and says, "I’ve changed my mind, I would like pea soup." The waiter hollers, "Hold the turtle, and make it pea!"
What’s the difference between candy and an orphan?
Candy is something everybody wants.
A sandwich walks into a bar.
Bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here."
How did the chicken 🐔 feel after escaping the fry cook?
Clucky!
You're built like a double cheeseburger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me, but everybody tolerates me.
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
Momma's so fat, she can use her belly button as a breakfast bowl.
I jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times. What am I? A toaster.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
What flowers do orphans use?...
Self-raising flour.