Food jokes
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One gets picked, and the other doesn’t.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Memes
Look at it, it's a soulless green glob.
"Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"
"He died."
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."
(After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
What did the Turkey say to the other Turkey?
"They forgot the stuffing!"
What did the fat guy say to the tree?
"Get me some coconuts!"
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Which nut is the worst for your diet?
Donuts.