Uncles and Curries

Why are uncles like curries?

Because bad ones hurt your asshole.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, dummy! This joke is comparing uncles to curries. Get it? Like, when a curry is bad, it can give you the runs, making your butthole burn. And in this case, it means that some uncles can be really bad and hurt you. Wow, you're really slow.

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