Food jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple? Apples get picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.
All Nepali love momos.
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Am I a guard or a guava?
Ever have an Italian sausage in a can?
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
I hate orange, but that always juice back.
What does Aaron eat for breakfast? Food.
What makes Mrs. Grape 🍇 a good mother?
Raisin' her kids!
Chicken on a stick with a macaroni tick.
Is it still called beef if two vegetarians are arguing?
What do rabbits eat for breakfast? IHOP.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. I'm talkin' ketchup. My n***a mustard on that BEAT!
What’s 23 times 2?
A potato.
Have you heard of Wendy's?
Yea, Wendy's nuts in you mouth.
Your head was mistaken for a chicken wing.
What do you call a banana that peels itself?
Appealing!
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!