Food jokes
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Johnny eats a lot of ham, so he catches lots of spam.
Curry.
Fatty told Skinny, "Do you have any food? My stomach is empty and I haven't eaten."
Skinny replied to Fatty, "Well, doesn't seem like you need food, you ate the whole universe instead!"
Karen walks into McDonald's.
Lady at the counter: HI what can I get for you today??
Karen: I want 1 SMALL FRIES PLEASE AND MAKE IT SNAPPY LITTLE NOODLE!
Lady at the counter: yes miss.
Karen: I WILL NOW INSPECT THIS.
Lady at the counter: *sweats*
Karen: THIS IS NOT SALTY ENOUGHT! GET ME THE MANAGER KNOW, SKINY NOODLE!
I learned that humans eat more bananas than monkeys...
Huh, I don’t recall ever eating a monkey!
Why was the tamale in the hospital? Because he was a "tamalito."
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
This isn't ketchup.
Did you know an apple and an orphan are different.
An apple gets picked.
What did the melon say to the avocado when he proposed?
Can't elope.
What was the last pizza order at the World Trade Center?
Two large planes.
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it a la mode.
Lil bro's hairline is making me hungry wit that M shape also hitten me wit that damb batab bat bat baaa.
What did the doctor say to the potato?
It told it it had tuberculosis.
What did the autistic kid order at a restaurant?
A disorder.
Why do people in Alabama like eating sandwiches? They like things in bread.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
Before I die, I'm going to ask to be cremated.
Then I'm going to eat a bunch of popcorn kernels.
Then I'll die and get cremated. BOOM! I'm popcorn!
The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.