Where do smart hotdogs end up?
On the honor roll!
Food Jokes
Julie: What's the difference between a chimp and a pizza?
John: I don't know.
Julie: Remind me not to send you to the store...
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
My mates threw nuts at the wall, now we call them walnuts.
Hahaha :)
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish?
A crab apple!
I don’t call it special ED, I call it mixed vegetables.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! (aka dinner)
I like ramen. If you do, like!
What do cake and baseball have in common?
Both need batters.
"Gaining weight is gonna be a piece of cake."
