Food jokes
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in water?
Because the dad never came with the milk.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
Credit to my boy tippecanoe3 for this joke.
What do you call it when Panera isn’t hungry?
Panera fed.
Credit to RogueRobot for this one:
What does Panera sleep in?
Panera bed.
What is it called when you talk in Panera Bread?
Panera said.
Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
Why don’t I shut myself all the time?
I can only fit so many pairs of kids in my mouth and stomach at the same time.
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An im-pasta.
Would you like some wine with those French cries?
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.