Food jokes
What do an M&M and juice have in common?
Window.
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
Why are bears' hair so sticky?
Because they use honeycombs.
Why did the homophobic boy get fired from the banana factory?
He kept throwing away the bent ones!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
One of them gets picked.
Memes
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.
Your mum is so fat, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Two people wanted pepperoni pizza... Sadly, they got planes.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Which one fell first, the Emo Kid or the apple?
The apple, because the rope caught the kid.
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.