Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
You're so fat that when you got to McDonald's, they had to call Wendy's for backup.
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Name a nut. You because are nuts.
Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.
Your sister is so stupid, she only thinks an onion will make people cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What happened when the corn got scolded? He got an earful!
How do you call a very good lemonade?
Fantatastic!
Why do orphans hate cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
They are delicious.
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
Did you hear what happened to the Italian chef?
He pasta-way...
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Your mom is so fat, that burger.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.