Food jokes
Yo mama so stupid, when they said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a bowl!
Why did the astronauts take a box of cereal and a cow with them? In case they bypassed the Milky Way!
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
Who is the coolest vegetable?
Rad-ish, of course!
me eating with my famliy
Hansume cheetah e Cel Cheetos?
Your mama is so fat that when she ate a burger, she liked it.
A husband comes home from work one day, and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
What do Greek people never want to have on their food? Grease.
What does Jonathan Davis eat for breakfast? Korn Flakes.
Just letting you know if people cry when they see you, that doesn't mean they miss you. That means they're scared of your onion breath.
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Lettuce: Tomato, you're doing great!
Tomato: Thanks for the condiment!
What is the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One of them is picked.
Why are kids so skinny?
Parents eat all the food themselves, and let the kids starve.
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
What do you call a cow grazing a field with 50% grass and 50% weed? High steaks gambling.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
I eat cockroaches.