Food jokes
Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?
He wanted them rusted.
What happens to a nervous nut?
It cracks.
The nut is so solid, it’s peanut brittle.
Don’t panic! Stay c-almond collected.
I want an almond-flavored biscuit.
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I want an almond-flavored biscuit. Amaretti? You bet I am!
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
How do you kill a sheep?
You lamb shank it!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
What's the difference between a glass of chocolate milk and a toddler?
The thing is, I wasn't arrested for throwing a glass of chocolate milk against the wall.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.
What's Mussolini's favorite food?
Fussolini!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Chimichanga.
Why did the M&M go to school? He wanted to be a Smartie.
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.