Food jokes
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
What do you call Kevin with no beef?
Chicky.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Bread is racist.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What did the policeman shout to the cow running away?
"Get to the ground, beef!"
Yo mama's so hot when she walked into Subway she gave me a foot long!
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What’s Brock from Pokemon's favorite food?
Brockoli.
Spinach
What's the difference between milk and my dad?
Nothing, I apparently am allergic to both because I never see either of them.
What's red, green, and slimy and slides down the chip shop window?
Abortion of chips.
Why is flour retarded?
Because it's in-bread.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Am I a guard or a guava?
What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?
Panera dread.
I eat ass.