Food jokes
Why are uncles like curries?
Because bad ones hurt your asshole.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
What do you call Autistic kids baking?
"Downies" with brownies.
You know why eggs can't tell jokes?
They crack each other up!
When you want Pringles, but a fat person was eating them, there were only three left, sweety.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Orphans don't get picked.
Why do orphans have cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Yo momma is so stupid, she eats cardboard boxes thinking they're chocolate bars.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples actually get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Takis.
For any bag of chips, it's considered family size.
Glizzy?
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
What are the similarities between orphans and unripe strawberries?
None of them get picked.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."