Food jokes
I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.
Why did the Twin Towers order from Just Eat?
They wanted some plane fries.
What's the hardest part about making vegetable stew?
Trying to get the wheelchair to fit into the pot.
The pie tasted weird today.
Then I realized that my mother likes cooking pie with human flesh from C town.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple has a family tree.
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
My sister bet me $100 that it was impossible for me to build a working car out of spaghetti.
You should have seen her face as I drove pasta!
I drip when you take me in the mouth, what am I? Ice cream.
I love bread so much that I might join a bread cult.
What’s cheese that’s not yours? Nacho cheese!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do you call it when you sell Panera Bread in your shed?
Panera Shed.
What do monkeys eat for dinner? KFC.
Me running from the table where the Emo table with a happy meal.
Me running from the table where the Emos sit with a Happy Meal.
Why should you always knock on the fridge door before opening it? In case there's a salad dressing.
Why did the emo kid leave the food on the table?
It was the Happy Meal.
Q: What's 1+1? 2+2? 4+4? 8+8? Name a vegetable.
A: Carrot 🥕
When I dunk my cookies in milk, I think of you. I hold them down until the bubbles stop.
I know this isn't an orphan joke, but I didn't know where to say it, so yeah.
I threw a nut at the allergy table and screamed, "YES, TRIPLE KILL!"