Food jokes
"Orange you glad I made it?"
I like mangoes.
What is a gorilla's favorite cookie?
It's chocolate chimp.
Why can't orphans have a big bag of chips?
Because they're family sized!
Your daddy's so fat, he tripped over a rock. He thought it was a chip.
Memes
What does a nosey pepper do?
It gets jalapeño business!
Chimichanga.
What do 7 year old girls want?
To be ate!
Life is like a box of chocolates. It gets finished pretty quickly if you're a fat guy.
What do you get when you cross a penis with a potato?
A dictator.
Exercise? I thought you said "extra fries."
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
When you are eating delicious street food in China and you ask the chef: You: "Is this chicken?" Chef: "No, its meow meow."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a burned Mexican? A fried torteya.
Q: Why do orphans work at Olive Garden?
A: Because when you're there, you're family.
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To go to Chick-fil-A.
What does a man with 20 children do now?
Now he eats sausages even with cellophane.