Food jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why did the Nurse bring a red pen to work? To draw Blood.
Why did the M&M go to school? To be a smartie.
Why did the monkey bring a ladder to school? To be in highschool.
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
My kitchen was rearranged today. The tables have turned, and the steaks are higher.
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What's a cancer patient's favorite food?
Kentucky Fried Chemotherapy
Ayo, the pizza here... OH NlGGA! AHHHHH!... Augh, my ears burn!
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine!
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What did the salt say to the vinegar during the sweet and sour dynasty?
"STUPID VINIGGER!"
My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.
If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.