Food jokes
What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I cut up onions.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Avocado. Avocado deez nuts!
Why can’t orphans go to a family restaurant?
Because there’s no family.
There once was a Mexican named Quan. He never talked about Dose. What happened to Dose?
Quan and Treis raped him. Once Quattro came out, they killed him. They were too poor to afford food, so they ended up eating Dose and Quattro.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
Dark humor is like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Maybe Soy Milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish! (Soy means "I am" in Spanish).
My chocky milk, don't you touch my chocky milk! It's mine! No it's not! It's your face! Ccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooccccccccccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Gf: Hi.
Bf: Hi.
Gf: Did you eat yet?
Bf: Did you eat yet?
Gf: Are you copying me?
Bf: Are you coping me??
Gf: I love you.
Bf: Yeah, I ate already.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards...
The steaks were pretty high.
What's a pedo's favorite snack?
Sour Patch Kids.
What did the banana say to his neighbor? Yellow!
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister asked me if I wanted some. I said no. Then my sister asked my friend, and he always said no.
Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor. We have no ketchup, mustard, or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor. My sister said, "Okay."
My sister left the kitchen to get something. I asked my friend what are you going to do. Then he took the hotdog bread, opened it, and ran his penis all around it, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread. Then my sister came back and put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready. She ate them. I asked how were the hotdogs. My sister said, "I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty."
What's worse than eating 5 raw oysters out of your grandmother's vagina?
Realizing you only put in 4.
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
Do you like Wendy's when these nuts hit your face?
You know what's the difference between my basement and Chick-fil-A?
A lot of things.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?