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Are you enjoying my yolks. I bet there making you crack up. If not, I better scrammble

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very EGGxiting, all though, I was EGGxaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then your hard boiled, that’s all for today YOLKS, so I said before several cats starting fighting, that sht was a CATastrophe, these kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be KITTEN me.” Mean while, in the ocean, they just waved, SEA what I did there? You SHORE you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too DEEP for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had NO BODY. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He BNED her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg YOLKS on this website, and I guess I got BEAT to it, but I’m EGGcited to say EGGsactly what the eggs say. I know I;m bad at this but I hope you will crack up anywat

Aren’t my egg yolks amazing, don’t they make you crack up. If not, I better scramble

what do you say after you throw a egg at someone? yolks on you!

I have a lot of eggculaint egg puns, get the yolk… oh come on don’t be hard boiled

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up. If you don’t like them your just hard boiled

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

Cause 7 8 9

If I busted an egg on your head…The yolk would be on you …ha ha ha !!!

If I busted and egg on your head …The yolk would be on you …hahaha …

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said “you’ve got to be yolking me”