Yolk jokes

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

I was cooking eggs the other day. It was very egg-citing, although, I was exaggerating, but, if you think that wasn’t funny to you, then you’re hard-boiled. That’s all for today, yolks! So I said before several cats starting fighting, that sh*t was a catastrophe. These kittens were all like “You’ve gotta be kitten me.” Meanwhile, in the ocean, they just waved, see what I did there? You shore you didn’t? Oh, alright, that’s okay bud- I guess these ocean puns are too deep for you. No? Okay- but, you know why the skeleton was lonely, eh? Oh, cause he had no body. Why didn’t the skeleton ask the girl out? He didn’t have the guts. What did the skeleton do to his gf? He boned her. No? Alright. Those didn’t make you laugh? Maybe I should hit your funny bone.

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Crack me, break me, love me, and you ate me--egg.

What do eggs like doing on stage?

Cracking jokes!

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Why are eggs bad at puns?

They always mix up their yolks!

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

Egg?

What did the egg who was sun bathing say to the other egg? Don't look at my crack!

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.

That was an egg-cellent joke!

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

Why was the sun afraid of the ocean?

'Cause 7 8 9.