What do you call a chicken staring at a pile of lettuce?
A chicken sees a salad.
(Say it out loud if you don't get it!)
Food Jokes
I remember the time that Gordon Ramsay did an African food episode... it was a short episode. Too bad he couldn’t find any.
What do you call a disabled kid who is blind?
A grape chilli bean.
Why do people eat cereal for breakfast?
Because why not.
Knock, knock.
Moon, give me cheese.
Warning: if you don't like gummy bears, DO NOT READ.
Q: What do you call a Mexican gummy bear?
A: Delici-Oso
What do you call expired milk?
The Milky Way.
Why are eggs bad at puns?
They always mix up their yolks!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta.
I have a dead fish in my lunchbox.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
If my boobies are fish, then am I salmon boobies? Please give generously.
What's a chair's favorite snack?
Chair-ies or Cherries if that's how you wanna spell it .3.
If you want any pictures of cheese for your laptop, I've got enough to Philadelphia.
What did the sushi say to the bee?
"Wasuuubi!"
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What is the healthiest fruit?
An orange 🍊—It takes Vitamin See!
A man once ate the left side of a person. One guy watching asked if the guy he was eating was okay. The man eating him said, "No... it's okay, he's all right now."
I was crying while my dad was cutting onions in the kitchen. Onions was such a good dog.
I like peanut butter and honey.
