Food jokes
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Why did the rapper refuse to write a diss track?
He didn’t want to start beef, he’s VEGAN.
Why was the bee’s hair sticky?
He used honeycomb.
I wrote a song about a tortilla.
Actually, it’s more of a wrap.
What do you get if you cross a loaf of bread with a vagina?
A yeast infection.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.