Food jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What do you call a sad strawberry?
A blueberry!
(classic)
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
Memes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good, but he says that he doesn't taste anything.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
It's amazing how dog owners can make their dogs shout different things. For example, Czech dogs go "barf," American dogs go "woof," and Chinese dogs go "sizzle."
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.