Food jokes
Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What did the duck eat for lunch?
Soup and quackers.
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew.
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesy.
If Carlos and Jose took a brownie from me and I had 10 to start, what do I have?
Answer: A math problem.
Why?
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What goes in small and soft?
And comes out big and hard?
A tea bag.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
I was going to give my wife chocolates, but my fat friends ate them.
Wife: "You don't even have friends!"
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm in your apple!
If you think the guy calling you fat is offensive,
Try salad 🥗.
What did the banana say to the vibrator?
"Why are you shaking? She’s gonna eat me!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's a plus side to being an orphan?
Every bag of chips is family size. T - T
What is the difference between an Orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why do gay men want to eat each other's meat because meat is meat, and man has to eat meat?