Food jokes
What do dead babies and fruit have in common? Both can become smoothies with the help of a blender!
Why did the loo 🚽 roll roll down the stairs? To get to the bottom.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why did the banana like the movie?
Because it was apeeling.
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
2 weeks here.
What do dicks and popsicles have in common?
They both like to be sucked on, and they sometimes choke you.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
What music scares balloons?
Pop music.
Why would the banana scream "ouch?"
Because it is getting peeled.
What do you call it when you drop a bottle of food dye?
"It's dye-ing."
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crummy!
Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!
I ate the last of my Egyptian food, and now I falafel. I don't know why I made that joke. Probably just becuscus.
Your mama is so fat, she only knows three words: KFC.
What is the best part about eating cake? Your mom.
What type of jam can you not eat?
Traffic jam.
What do you call a pig that knows karate?
Pork-chop!
Do you want to hear a joke about pizza?
Wait, no. It's too CHEESY!
What’s long, white, and full of cream? A cheese stick.
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.