Egg Yolk jokes

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚