Egg Yolk jokes

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

I love eggs!

Egg?