Egg Yolk jokes

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.

Why doesn't my egg want to crack?

Because I hate my egg-sistence.

What's the difference between eggs and you? Eggs get laid, you don't.

What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs! 😈🥚

What's the difference between you and eggs? Eggs get laid.