Egg Yolk jokes

If I busted an egg on your head... The yolk would be on you... hahaha...

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.

What do you say after you throw an egg at someone? "Yolks on you!"

If I busted an egg on your head.... the yolk would be on you... ha ha ha!!!

I love eggs!

Egg?

So, I know that there are a lot of egg yolks on this website, and I guess I got beat to it, but I'm eggcited to say eggsactly what the eggs say.

I know I'm bad at this, but I hope you will crack up anyway.

Aren't my egg yolks amazing? Don't they make you crack up? If not, I better scramble!