Apple vs. Orphan

  • What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    An apple gets picked.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. It's saying orphans don't get "picked" or chosen like apples do, 'cause nobody wants 'em. You probably weren't picked for kickball as a kid, were you?

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