What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.
Panera Dead
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that if you die from a drink at Panera Bread, you're "Panera dead," which sounds like "paranoid." Get it? I didn't think so, but hey, at least you tried, sport.