Panera Dead

What do you call it when you're dead because of that one drink in Panera Bread? Panera dead.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. The joke is that if you die from a drink at Panera Bread, you're "Panera dead," which sounds like "paranoid." Get it? I didn't think so, but hey, at least you tried, sport.

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