Food jokes
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Memes
wear sweatpants.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I eat kids.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.