Food jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I met a really greedy oyster. It was quite shellfish.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef! XD
Me and my cousin went to a restaurant yesterday.
I ordered my chicken fried, he ordered his chicken alive.
New business idea: let's put a KFC in Africa and a watermelon shop.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
At what speed is the curry going at?
In a hurry to the curry, man!
Yesterday my mom forgot to go grocery shopping, and I was starving, so I kept opening the fridge about 100 times, but nothing new was in there.
"Suck my sugar, honey, it's very sweet and juicy."
Michael Jackson is pure cheese.
I mean, Jacko comes on a little cracker.
Yo mama so fat, she likes long, romantic walks to the refrigerator.
Why did the tomato blush?
Answer: Because it saw the salad dressing.
Your mum sat on a phone, and she turned it into a pancake.
Yo mama so fat, she thought "RAW MEN" was "RAMEN."
Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
They taste funny.
What do cannibals call an orphanage? All you can eat buffet.
Why were the Twin Towers upset? Because they ordered pepperoni and cheese pizza, but instead got plain!
Why does the orphan kid eat cereal with water?
Because his dad hasn’t come back with the milk yet.
How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.