Food jokes
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Why can Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bat.
Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.
Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
I eat kids.
Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.