Food jokes
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper 🍆🍔.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
Women have eggs and milk in them...
And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.
Vegetarian: I prefer plants.
Herbivore: I just like food.
Cannibal: I'm a people person.
Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?
Because their parents were in a jam.
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.
After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?
Because it was a misteak.