Food jokes
An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me... how dairy!
I'll never forget my boss's last words: "We shall serve the best meat in our burgers!"
Why did the African win the food eating contest?
Beginner's luck.
Why did everyone suggest that the cheetah eat all the pumpkins?
Because he cheated at everything!
Memes
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
It's easy to roast beef.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper đđ.
I like my bread how I like my wife: cold and stiff.
What is black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
Three zebras fighting over a pickle.
What is the difference between artificial vanilla and Marjorie Taylor Greene's children?
Artificial vanilla comes from a beaver's asshole, the children from an asshole's beaver.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesnât start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
There are two muffins baking in an oven. One muffin says to the other, "Phew, is it getting hot in here or is it just me?"
The other muffin says, "AAAAHHH!! A TALKING MUFFIN!"
Have you ever heard of emo pizza?
It cuts itself!
They say the surest way to a manâs heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is the difference between cum and milk? Nothing. They are both white and tasty.
Whatâs a similarity between a priest and McDonaldâs?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.