Food jokes

Please help, my dad is an addict. He won't stop, and he eats my food.

Sometimes I think, should I kill him? But nah, he will go down with the others who did that too.

My "choco" is too "late" for lunch.

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?

You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.

I eat kids.

What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?

Kentucky Fried Children!

What's it called when you eat those same babies?

Finger Lickin' Good!

Vegetarian: I prefer plants.

Herbivore: I just like food.

Cannibal: I'm a people person.

What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's? They both stick their meat in 10-year-old buns.

What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?

The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.

Is it weird that a milk carton has a date, and I don’t?

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Lean beef.

Two of the worst jokes ever.

So I thought about trying to eat a clock one day.

After about 13 tries, I realized this was very time consuming.

Why were the cherries 🍒 crying?

Because their parents were in a jam.

What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?

I yam.

Why didn't the butcher cut the fillet?

Because it was a misteak.

Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?

Never mind. It’s too cheesy!

Women have eggs and milk in them...

And they say that they don't belong in the kitchen.

There was a person inside who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid, so they put people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor and the 94th floor, literally.

Why'd Sally drop her ice cream?

She was hit by a bus.

What is the cheapest kind of meat?

Deer balls, two for under a buck!