Cow Legs

  • What do you call a cow with no legs?

    Ground beef.

    What do you call a cow with two legs?

    Lean beef.

    Two of the worst jokes ever.

    Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playin' on words. A cow with no legs is "ground beef" 'cause it's been ground up. A cow with two legs is "lean beef" 'cause it's been leanin'. Get it? I knew you would, you smarty pants.

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