What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is playin' on words. A cow with no legs is "ground beef" 'cause it's been ground up. A cow with two legs is "lean beef" 'cause it's been leanin'. Get it? I knew you would, you smarty pants.
Da lean monster
I LOVE LEAN!!!
anonymous
they're not that bad