Food jokes

A Nacho has a problem going on, and the Taco says to the Nacho, "Wanna taco 'bout it?"

And the Nacho says to the Taco, "It's nacho problem!"

What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?

I guess that’s a wrap!

I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

My pal asked me why nobody wants to eat the spaghetti he makes in his restaurant.

Well, because it's impastable.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?

Because he got hit by a bus!

What is the difference between eating a baby and a doughnut?

Babies are healthier.

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your penis smells like stew, and I want to eat it too.

Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pepperoni pizza, and all they got was plane.

Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.

Q: What can turn a fruit into a vegetable?

A: AIDS.

I like my women like I like my chocolate.

Edible.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish!

I was going to an expensive dinner with my friend's girlfriend because she really wanted to go, but he just got out of surgery, and he said take care of her, so I said, "Will do, bro. I’ll bring her back fuller than a topped-up water bottle."

What do they call me when I jack off?

Pulled pork.

What do penguins 🐧 eat for lunch?

Freeze burgers.

What store has the most vegetables?

A nursing home.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

What did the pimp order at the Chinese restaurant?

He ordered some cock-bang-ho.