Food jokes
What's Penaldo's least favorite food?
Indian Murukku, because it reminds him of Morocco! 🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a cow that's beating his meat? Beef stroganoff!
"I only eat food on the right of my plate."
"Are you good at eating?"
"I'm alright at eating."
My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
What do bees like with sushi?
Wasabee.
When I feel depressed, I like to cut myself another piece of cake.
Boy: Mom, why are you drinking this disgusting red soup? I wanted salad.
Mom: Quiet, son. We only get this once a month.
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.
I went to a disco at a seafood restaurant the other day...
... And pulled a mussel.
What do you call a retarded person and a stroke victim in the same bed?
Mashed potatoes.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
Q: Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
A: Because their dad is shopping for the milk.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
For my birthday on September 11th this year, I just want a plane, but delicious, chocolate cake.
A blind man went to a restaurant.
"Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.
The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What’s long and black?
The line at KFC.
How do you start an Ethiopian rave?
Stick toast to the ceiling.
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.