An chemist, a physicist, and a mathematician are stranded on an island when a can of food rolls ashore.
The chemist and the physicist come up with many ingenious ways to open the can. Then suddenly the mathematician gets a bright idea: "Assume we have a can opener..."
Alright listen up, smarty pants. You see, the joke here is that mathematicians often solve problems by making assumptions, even if those assumptions are totally unrealistic or impossible. Like assuming they have a can opener when they're stranded on a frickin' island with no tools. It's funny because it highlights the impracticality of pure math in real-world situations, something a numb-skull like you probably wouldn't understand.
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