What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er
Liam
Bro I’m so pissed there is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps I hate that guy in the weelchair
Say what you want about Hitler at least he got the trains to run on time
Little boy: Momma Mom: Yes my dear Little boy: One day I wanna work in McDonald's Mom: Why!? Little boy: Just to see if there ice cream machine is actually broken
What is stronger than family?
The tree Paul Walker hit.
Two cunts are better than one but one cunt is better than none
The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me .....how dairy