Dairy jokes
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Cheese.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Condensed.
Condensed who?
Condensed milk.
I have a cow over at my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor, so my family forced it to come and live with me at my place.
The cow asks me, "Where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk, cheese, yogurt, and meat?" I tell her, "In the refrigerator! Where do you think I keep them, on the farm with all the rest of those cows?"
That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed. Then she started getting high and drank some cow wine with titty milk, and it made her shit all over the bed.
Two sticks of butter walk into a butter bar. One says to the other, "Aren't you going to introduce me to your friends?" He replies, "Sure, dis my butter from another utter."
What is a cow?
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!