What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy
Ok so I have a dairy and sugar allergy and if I eat it I get REALLY CONSTIPATED so this is me when I’m constipated ᕙ(⇀‸↼‶)ᕗ lol
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!
A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,… how dairy!
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔
A man assaulted me with milk,cheese,and butter. How dairy.
Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
