Dairy Jokes

What do you call a non binary person that is lactose intolerant?

Non-buy dairy

A man c@me up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter,… how dairy!

Why did dairy queen and burger king get arrested for copywrite infringement? because they gave birth to five guys.

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.