Dairy

Dairy Jokes

Day

Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!

Milk

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Milk

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

Cheese

After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

Cow

Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?

A: Blue cheese.

Butter

Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?

Actually, I shouldn't spread it.

Culture

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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  • Orphan

    Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

    Milk

    What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?

    Spoiled milk.

    Cow

    Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.

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  • Milk

    What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?

    Throwing the cow across the lake.