Dairy jokes
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
What is the worst part of milking a cow? The smell of the dairy air.
What do you get when you combine Michael J. Fox and a cow?
A milkshake.
I told my sister a Dairy joke.
She said it was cheesy.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror?
"Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
What did the cow call its own life? An udder mistake.
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
Why did the cow wiggle?
To make milkshake! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Yesterday I was asked where my parents are. I said, "Getting milk."
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
If McDonald's is fast food, then Dairy Queen is fast cream.
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.