Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?
In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
What do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
Spoiled milk.
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
