Dairy jokes
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What do dairy products praise? Cheeseus.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-air.
You know why the teacher punished Dairy Milk?
Answer: Because he was choco_'late' to school.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
I went to a store to get milk, but when I got home, there were a million cows waiting for milk, so they killed me.
Where do Dairy Queen and Burger King go after dinner?
White Castle.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
What do you call a man shopping? A half-grown carton of cheese.
Cheese.
I will be back, I'm gonna get milk...
Me:...
I went home to my girlfriend with milk! She said, "Oh thank you honey!"
Then I got a call from a girl named Melissa. She called and said, "Steven, where the hell have you been? It's been two weeks and you still haven't come back yet?"
How do you think they found out cows produce milk?
Two kids having fun in the barn.
What is Beyonce's favorite fast food chain?
dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
What did the cow say to the other?
"Cheese!"
What kind of cheese protects castles?
MOAT-zerrela.