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Puns

K/\NE

Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy

Puns

Anonymous

My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.

Cow

Anonymous
  • What do you call a feminine cow

-A dairy queen

Queen

Anonymous

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Cow

Norm

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

Sister

Vicky the Kitty

I told my sister a Dairy joke,

She said it was cheesy.

Milk

Anonymous

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

Jesus

Anonymous

What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus

Man

Anonymous

you know i got attacked by a man with cheese and a bit of milk. how dairy!!

Puns

Anonymous

where do do dairy queen and burger king go after dinner? white castle

Man

Liam

The other day a man with some cheese and milk attacked me …how dairy

King

Anonymous

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Quinn Pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his whopper🍆🍔

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Milk

Faisal

You know why teacher punished dairy milk… 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_‘late’ to school… 🏣

Cow

Anonymous

What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.

Queen

no one

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his wapper.

Cow

Pat McGroin

How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.

Man

Bad

A man tried to attack me with milk and cheese-how dairy

Cow

Anonymous

I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.

Queen

Anonymous

Burger King got dairy Queen pregnant during sex, cause he forgot to wrap his wopper

Man

RHYS

a man attacked me with cheese and milk how dairy!"!!!

Fast

Harry Wiener

What is Beyonce’s favorite fast food chain? dairy QUEEEEEEENNNN!

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