Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: hey, what are you doing?
Child: oh I just milked one of your cows
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls
Child: *realizes*
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
YOU GET A MILKSHAKE!
Yesterday, a guy threw a litre of milk at me.
How dairy!
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
What do you call terrible milk?
Udder Bullshit
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I was going to tell my dad a joke but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
