Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What do you get when a cow is caught in an earthquake?
You get a milkshake!
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What kind of bees make milk?
BooBees.
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
what do you call milk that gets everything she wants?
spoiled milk
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
whats the hardest part when making skimmed milk? throwing the cow across the lake
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud π
Did you hear the joke about the butter?
What is it?
I canβt tell you, youβll spread it.
Where do animal does Russian milk come from?
"Moscows".
