Food jokes
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
Why can't orphans have cookies?
They are home made.
What’s one thing you can say during family dinner and in bed?
"Will there be seconds?"
Memes
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What’s one thing you can say during a wedding and in bed?
I didn’t know we were having seafood tonight!
What does a gynecologist and delivery driver have in common?
Whenever they’re hungry, they can just scrape a little cheese off the top of the box.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
NSFW Why can't women ever tell men where the clitoris is?
'Cause it's a place to eat.
The only letters in the alphabet that you know are "KFC."
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising flour.
Follow for candy, kids.
Like for pizza, kids.
Comment for kids.
Why did the transgender man only eat salad?
Because he was a "her" before.
What cookie has an orphan never had?
Homemade.
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Who hates going to a pizza party?
A weirdough.
What’s the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator won’t fart when you pull the meat out.
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.