Food jokes
What's the difference between onions and children? Nothing, when you cut one everyone around you cries.
What kinda pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Two plains.
You call it turds.
I call it the forbidden chocolate.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
Q: What’s the difference between apples and orphans?
A: Apples get picked.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!