Food jokes
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
What do gay horses eat?
Hayyyyy!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he knew how to cook up FRESH BEETS!
Your mom is so fat that she only knows three letters, which are "KFC."
What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.
Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.
What do oranges sweat?
Orange juice. 😂🍊❤️
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?
They don’t cook because they love eating out.
WOULD YOU RATHER:
Eat 20 lbs of cow s**t?
or
Drink a gallon of sperm?
I named my dog "J," and everyone thought I said "jam."
The difference between an apple and an orphan is that the apple gets picked.
Waiter: Can I have your order?
Me: No, it’s mine!
I told my mom, "Do you want to see a magic trick?" She said yes. I said, "You are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." My mom said, "No, I'm not," but I told my mom, "I'm going to need your assistance." First, I need you to lick and suck on my hot dog that is attached to me, which she did. The next minute my mom has a cream pie over her face. Then I told my mom, "You see, you are going to have a hot dog and cream pie together." Then my mom said, "When you are right, you are right."
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
So in class, they were learning about where food comes from:
Teacher: So kids, where does bacon come from?
Student: PIGS!
Teacher: Correct. Where does mutton come from?
Student: SHEEP!
Teacher: And finally, here’s your homework.
Student: IK where that comes from!
A FAT COW! 😂😂
What did the potato say when the sweet potato told it to hurry?
I yam.
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What is the best part of a turkey? The drumstick!