What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop.
Food Jokes
Why should you never talk to pie at a party? Because it goes on forever.
Pass me the sugar, Sugar!
Pass me the honey, Honey!
Pass me the teabag!
What do eggs like doing on stage?
Cracking jokes!
Mommy, Mommy! Are we vampires?
Shut up and drink your soup before it clots!
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
How do u make a sausage roll?
Push it down the hill.🍆
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
What did the evil chicken lay?
Deviled egg.
Why do poor people eat insects?
Because they're locust!
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Why did the emo kid like the all black Oreos?
'Cause they're dark.
What’s the difference between an onion and a viola?
No one cries when they cut up the viola.
I make baby mush.
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
The Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars, but instead got Dominos.
What is long, hard and has cum in it? Cucumber.
What is a 3 letter word that starts with S ends with X and has a vowel? Six.
