Tortilla Chip

Tortilla Chip Jokes

Baby

How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.

How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

Baby

What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.

Chip

(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”

And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”

Baby

How do you get a baby into a small bowl?

A blender.

How do you get it out? Tostito chips.

Blender

How did you get Sally into a blender?

- Without much resistance.

How do you get Sally out of a blender?

- Tortilla chips.

Baby

How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?

How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!

Baby

How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.

How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.