Tortilla Chip jokes
How do you put a baby in a blender feet first so you can see its facial expressions?
How do you get the baby out? With a tortilla chip!
What’s the best way to get a baby out of a blender? Tortilla Chips.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
(True story) Today I was bringing some tortilla chips upstairs for some chips and dip, and I dropped them, so my mom goes “Oh, now they’re broken.”
And I took an opportunity to make a pun, so I said, “No, they’re just chipped.”
What is an angel's favorite kind of tortilla chip dip?
GuacaHOLY!
How do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? A blender.
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.
Did you know that chips taste like the baked potato in things called bags of chips?
I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Takis.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
How do you get 100 dead babies into a tub? Put them in the blender.
How do you get them out of the tub? Give mexicans tortilla chips and tell them theres salsa in the tub.
detos
SO TRUE
