My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. The joke is that the dude's wife wants steamed veggies with her steak. Instead of steaming actual vegetables, this dummy puts his WIFE'S FATHER in a hot tub, like he's steaming him like a dang broccoli. You see, he took her words literally and did something completely absurd and probably against the law. You probably think that a hot tub is good for you but actually it is really bad for you since it allows pathogens to enter your body, dumbo.