Food jokes
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What is the best way to end a cookbook?
And that’s a wrap!
What type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? Self-raising flour!
For every orphan, a bag of chips is family size.
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Never compare an orphan to an Apple because the Apple always gets picked.
A guy asks his priest friend what he wants to eat, and the priest says "bad boys." Then his friend asks, "What kebab do you want?" and the priest says, "B Bricked up Caucasian or Asian will do."
What do you call a crazy lesbian?
Fruit Loops.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
What's the difference between babies and onions?
You don't cry cutting up babies.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?
Life's like a box of chocolates. Doesn't last long for fat people.
What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.
"Don't forget you are what you eat," said one person. "Then I should eat a skinny person!" said the other.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
Your mama's so fat, she runs a trade deficit with food!