Food jokes
How do you get a baby out of a blender?
With Doritos!
What does a clock do when he's still hungry?
He goes back "four" seconds!
What's the difference between me and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
What is Michael Jordan's favorite coffee place? Dunkin' Donuts.
"Knock knock!"
"Who's there?"
"Baby!"
"Baby who?"
"Do you want to eat this baby that I have prepared?"
"No thanks, I already ate."
If two vegetarians get into a fight, is it still called a beef?
What's big, round, and can't move?
A vegetable!
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
She later made me a sandwich, and she cut the crust off it.
What is the cherry's favorite cartoon?
"Tom and Jerry!"
What did the meditating egg say?
A) Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmlet!
A man walks into a store and orders 2 large chips. They give them to him and he says:
"I ordered 2 large chips, not 100 little ones!"
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What goes in hard but comes out soft?
Gum.
Why is the orange 🍊 the fastest fruit?
Because it never runs out of juice.