Food jokes
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
My mom was poor, so we had nothing to eat. I slept on the floor, but now I'm rich, rich, rich 😜
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What do you call it when you choose Panera Bread over something else?
Panera instead.
Why are your eyes blue? Cuz they have food coloring in them.
People should've recognized that Jared Fogle was a sick offender by one coded Subway sandwich; he normally claimed to kids he ate the sweet onion chicken teriyaki when it was the tuna sub.
Tuna sub was the message of the target to the kid since "tuna sub" put together makes "tunasub" and the truth comes when you spell it in reverse ("busanut")!
I have an addiction to cheddar cheese, but it's only mild.
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?
“Chip Chip Hooray!”
What did Hitler get for his 6th birthday?
A Kewpie burger and an Easy-Bake Oven.
My mum is a vegan. She brings us to after school seitan.
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Why did the M&M go to school?
It wanted to be a Smartie.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he wanted to drop some HOT PLATES.
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Home made cookies ;)
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
My friend said an apple a day keeps the orphan away. I said only if you throw it hard enough.