Food jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What’s the difference between a fruit and an orphan? One gets chosen :)
Your forehead so big you got to take Tylenol pills, big like chocolate chip cookies.
How do you find out about the accomplishments of the former president of the United States James Earl Carter?
Read the label on the jar of Skippy peanut butter.
What do you call a pig that does karate?
A pork chop!
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
Apples get picked.
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
Yo mama so fat that if we cut her open, we could stop world hunger.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why are women like KFC? After you finish with the thigh and the breasts, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
A kid is trick-or-treating. He knocks on a door. Then someone opens the door and the kid said, "HI, I'M THE WICKED WIENER!"
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What is a duck's favorite drink to sip on? Duck wine.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
What did the egg say to the other egg?
Nothing, they can't talk.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!