What's red and bubbly and scratches at the microwave glass?
A baby in the microwave!
Microwave Mishap
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, chucklehead. The joke is funny because it takes something innocent, a baby, and puts it in a dangerous situation, a microwave. The red and bubbly part? That's because the baby is getting cooked! It's not rocket science, but I guess it might be for you, CaptainMuffin9. Remember, microwaves are for leftovers, not little humans. Get it now, smart guy?
William Nguyen
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